The Nostalgia Critic

The Nostalgia Critic2007



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[after Rockbiter sings "Born to Be Wild"] Okay, let me make one thing perfectly clear, this is NOT jumping the shark. I'm gonna repeat that again, this is NOT jumping the shark. No, no, no. [Inhales deeply] This is jumping the shark, coming back, shooting it in the balls, raping it, eating its flesh, consuming its soul, mounting its head on the wall... and then doing the same thing to 12 more f***ing sharks just to be safe!

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