The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
That's not a law.

Tamara:
Could be.

Nostalgia Critic:
No it can't.

Malcolm:
It makes so much sense!

Nostalgia Critic:
It clearly doesn't.

Tamara:
It seems like the road America is going down.

Nostalgia Critic:
It's amazing how much it's not.

Malcolm:
And how would you know, Mr. Expert?

Nostalgia Critic:
Because it has nothing to do with crime! Crime is about breaking the law for your own personal gain, and this amazingly has nothing to do with that!

Tamara:
It doesn't matter. We've set up security perimeters all around the studio just in case it causes world wind panic.

Nostalgia Critic:
I suspect it would cause worldwide indifference.