The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[about Polite Leader. Nostalgia Critic mistakenly calls him Henry] Can we just give this guy his own reality show? Like "Survive a Conversation without Squirting Milk Through your Nose"? Or no! A Saturday morning show! A Saturday morning show where Henry reads to children! Please God, somebody make that happen!

Announcer:
Coming to ABC Family, "Reading With Henry".

Polite Leader:
Hello, children. Let's look at "Baby's First Mythos." [He opens a small picture book]

Polite Leader:
C is for Cthulhu who sits in his palace in R'yleh. One sight of whom would leave most of us.

[He starts laughing silently]

Polite Leader:
Gibbering... Drooling... and Screaming! Just let us Puuuuurge!

Announcer:
Coming this fall to ABC Family!