The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[laughing at Tommy Wiseau's poor acting] O-ok, ok. No no no. Come on, come on; where's the real performance?

Nostalgia Critic:
[laughing harder after another bit plays] No, seriously guys, come on. Where's the real actor?

Nostalgia Critic:
[Another clip plays and he is totally silent as the smile slides from his face] No...

Nostalgia Critic:
[Another clip, this one with the dreaded 'huh?'] No... Let me guess. That's Tommy Wiseau? [a bell indicates correctness]

Nostalgia Critic:
[the Critic whimpers and buries his face in his hands] That's the kind of acting they talk about in fairy tales! The kind of acting they say couldn't possibly exist!