The Nostalgia Critic2007

The Nostalgia Critic:
The rumors were true, people. In 1978, an actual Christmas special was released under the Star Wars name. And it's not like they just got some of the supporting actors be in it; no, they got the whole freaking cast: Harrison Ford; Carrie Fisher; James Earl Jones. And not only that, it has *guest stars*, like Art Carney, Harvey Korman and Bea Arthur, because like most people, when you think Star Wars, you f***ing think Bea Arthur. This special has never reaired, and to this day, George Lucas has apparently gone out of his way to make sure that nobody sees it. So just to recap, this is the guy who said... [shows off images of Jar Jar Binks and Howard the Duck while saying]... this is okay and this is oka, which means *this* is the project that he was personally ashamed of. Let me go over that again: [shows off images of Jar Jar, Howard and an screenshot of the Star Wars Holiday Special while saying:] Okay, okay, personally ashamed of. There are not enough toilets in the world to contain the amount of sh*t-spewing fear that I am going through right now. But, spirit of Christmas, I feel I owe it to you to give the audience a gift to review this heinous special.