The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[on the phone with Vincent Price] What do you want?

Vincent Price:
This cacophony of cock you've paraded over my fierce elucidations strikes me with humiliation and discomfort. You see, I want you to know why I stammered in rhythmic drawls of iambic pentameter in this cinematic adventure... err... whameter.

Nostalgia Critic:
You mean explain why you rhymed?

Vincent Price:
[beat] Yes.

Nostalgia Critic:
Okay, well, why?

Vincent Price:
[pause] Oh, blast, I can't remember.

Nostalgia Critic:
[scoffs] That's just great. Years after your death, and you can't remember why you rhymed in that movie.

Vincent Price:
No, no, I do. It's on the tip of my tongue. Oh, it had something to do with Rock Hudson and a banana cream pie.

Nostalgia Critic:
Okay, I'm hanging up right now.