The Nostalgia Critic2007

Peter Fonda:
Long ago, I made a mistake as Lady's caretaker. An evil diesel found Lady and threatened to destroy her. He chased her, used up all her coal, and then he crashed her. I tried my best to fix her up, but I've never been able to make up for the mistake I've made.

Nostalgia Critic:
Okay, Peter, I'm just gonna tell you right now, you're trying waaaaaaaay too hard here. This isn't "Ulee's Gold", it's Thomas the f***ing Tank Engine! I don't usually say this, but... we'd understand if you don't put your all into it. I mean, why can't you be more like...

Alec Baldwin:
[laughs] It is a very important day!

Nostalgia Critic:
...well, maybe not like this. Yes, if Peter Fonda is too miserable in this movie, then Alec Baldwin is far too happy! He plays Mr. Conductor. Think Bob the Builder's lobotomized grandpa, and you'll have a pretty good idea of what he's like.