The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
This film is actually so bad that a lot of people debate whether or not it actually exists. Copies of it are very hard to find, and most people who do see snippets of it that looks like it was done by a fifth-grader on Adobe Flash. [holds up DVD of the movie] But here's the DVD to prove it: Titanic. As it says on the back, we embark on the REAL adventures of the Titanic. Oh, yeah, because all the other stories you've heard weren't the least bit exciting or credible, were they? No, no, no. This is the exciting version with what really historically happened on the Titanic... with Mexican mice and a rapping dog. HELLO? Be afraid, my fellow viewers. Be very, very afraid. Let's dive in. No pun intended.