The Nostalgia Critic

The Nostalgia Critic2007



Nostalgia Critic:
[about Mary Jane Watson of Spider-Man fame] Now, I'm mainly going on the movies for this, though I did hear she got kidnapped a lot in the comics and the cartoon. Yeah, she's nice and all, but it's pretty clear she's just there to be the person Peter saves. I mean, let's do a quick count of how many times Peter saves her.

[goes quickly through the movies to see the number of times Peter saves Mary Jane; there are six of such times in all]

Nostalgia Critic:
SIX times! That's six times in THREE movies! Some would say one is enough, but SIX? Hell, one time was actually in a lunchroom. A f***ing LUNCHROOM! Are you kidding me? She can't even eat without somebody having to save her? We honest-to-God have to protect her from her own food? Put traffic cones around that apple juice, that sh*t is lethal!

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