The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[about Willie from "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom"] Say what you will about the other Indiana Jones movies, but they had some kickass leading ladies: Marion: awesome; Dr. Schneider: awesome; that... Russian dominatrix... [looks around awkwardly]... weird, but still awesome! And then you got Willie, that pain in the ass who never shut the f*** up. She contributes nothing, constantly has to be saved, and all she does is b*tch and moan throughout the entire film. Oh, that's a lady I'd want to fight for. She's so annoying that Indy would rather make out with naked statues. Hey, at least they're quiet.