The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
[about Kayley from "Quest For Camelot"] Okay, this chick wants to be a knight at a time where women weren't allowed to be knights. Well, good for her for going against the norm and wanting to be strong. But the only problem is SHE ISN'T STRONG. And I don't mean physically; I mean in ANY sense. All she ever says is how she's going to be the world's greatest knight, and yet every other second, she always has to be rescued by a blind man. A freakin' blind man! Well, maybe you could say she was just starting out, and she only got better as time went on. But no, she gets captured again and has to be saved this time by a chicken. A FREAKIN' CHICKEN! Lady, if you're put in situations where a blind man and a CHICKEN can do better than you, maybe knighthood shouldn't be your first option.