The Nostalgia Critic

The Nostalgia Critic2007



Nostalgia Critic:
[aggravated about the show "TMZ"] F*** THIS SHOW! If you're actually dumb enough to watch past the first two seconds without realizing it's sucking whatever intelligence you have, then you deserve your purgatory of rubbing tabloids on your genitalia, thinking you're getting laid and claiming to others you know how the world works when really, you're just crying your virgin ass to sleep every night while eating your Dorrito and Cap'n Crunch sandwiches! No, seriously, you stab God every time you see this show! You rape a kitten every time you don't turn the channel!

[all the while the Critic is ranting and raving, the following messages are displayed:
"F*** THIS SHOW!", "STOP IT YOU F***ING IDIOTS!", "You CAN'T be this big of a loser! You just CAN'T!", "Seriously? I mean... SERIOUSLY?", "Give humanity some hope!", "Live your life!", "Do something outside!", "Kim Kardashian's Shoes? Who Gives a Dick?", "They are the Devil's Anal Warts!", "Just Stop!" and "F*** THIS SHOW!"]

Nostalgia Critic:
F*** THIS SHO...

[suddenly calms down]

Nostalgia Critic:
Not a fan.

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