The Nostalgia Critic2007

[the Critic was so frustrated with the game that he just got rid of it]

Nostalgia Critic:
I'm sorry, I couldn't review any more of that sh*t. I mean, that game is terrible! That is a god-awful game! It has nothing to do with the movie, the... floors made of Crisco, the controls are insane, IT IS TERRIBLE! It's a TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE game! And I pity the poor sucker that comes ACROSS that game and TRIES to play it.

Chester A. Bum:
[outside the house] Oh my God, a video game! Bleu-Ass Brothers. Must be French.

Nostalgia Critic:
I'm The Nostalgic Critic, and... [puts hands in praying position] God have mercy on his soul.

Chester A. Bum:
[heard playing the game] Oh my God, it's exactly like the movie!... Cake makes you stronger? I-I don't understand that, I... Wow, the... floor sure is slippery, isn't it? Heh-heh... I thought I was supposed to be getting OUT of the jukebox! [after a few seconds] Okayyy, just... go up the chain there, guy! Heh... C'mon, go up the chain... Go up THE CHAIN!... Oh, look! A flying snake! Hello, flying snake! How are you... HE PUSHED ME! THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS GAME! I'M TOSSING THIS SO SOME OTHER IDIOT CAN FIND IT!

Dominic:
[coming across game] Oy, what's this?