The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
So we see that mankind has adapted into the Kevin Costner of blandness, Kevin Costner. We see him take a piss, put it through a machine and proceed to drink it. There's a fitting metaphor for this movie in here, but I can't quite figure it out. And just to give you an idea how boring Costner's acting is, just look at this scene.

[a few shots of the Mariner's raft are shown]

Nostalgia Critic:
He's actually in these shots. He hasn't left the frame. He just leaves such a small impact on the audience that you can't even see him. That takes talent.