The Nostalgia Critic2007

Nostalgia Critic:
But it turns out the drifter stole his plant and an evil band of water terrorists called the Smokers are out to get him.

[the Mariner goes to push on a lever]

Nostalgia Critic:
And now we see exactly what takes up the majority of time in this movie.

[after the lever is pushed, the mechanics of the Mariner's raft become activated]

Nostalgia Critic:
STUFF! Just... just STUFF!

[More clips of the scene are shown accompanied by NC's voiceover]

Nostalgia Critic:
Ooh, look at that STUFF go! Have you ever seen so much STUFF happening at the same time? Ooh, now he's spinning some STUFF. That STUFF must be important, because that STUFF allows him to do this STUFF! Ooh, look out for that STUFF. Knock that STUFF over so you can pick up that other STUFF while you're busy trying to handle this STUFF. STUFF! STUFF! STUFF!