The Nostalgia Critic2007

Raoul Puke:
I was somewhere in the living room, on the edge of the couch when the drugs began to take hold. The only strange thing is that I wasn't on any drugs. It was one of the few instances of sobriety I've ever experienced. But never again will I return to that nasty realm. Because if it's anything like I saw on the television, the world of LSD has more sense and logic than that of reality.