The O.C.2003

Ryan Atwood:
How'd you make it all the way from Newport on that little catamaran?

Seth:
Hm. Well, Ryan, sit down, my son. It was a long and torturous journey, and I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna sugar coat any details with you...

Ryan Atwood:
Please don't.

Seth:
-'cause we're friends. First, I sailed to Catalina. Then, I sailed to Santa Barbara. Santa Barbara, I ran out of snacks. Freaked out a little bit, pawned my boat for cash, took a Greyhound to Portland.

Ryan Atwood:
You took a bus.

Seth:
Yeah. But don't say it like that, cause it was a local. Okay, have you ever been in one of those? Okay, not for the faint of heart.

Ryan Atwood:
I can't believe after all that you took a bus.

Seth:
Yeah. I think we're definitely going to have to come up with a better story for school though, that'd be good.

Ryan Atwood:
I don't know, I like the bus idea. It's cool.

Seth:
Okay, what about maybe... boat sank, saved by whales? It's very Whale Rider.

Ryan Atwood:
What else you' got?

Seth:
I took a boat, boat sank, saved by a mermaid? Boat sank, stranded on a desert island...