The O.C.2003

Seth:
I had sex with a girl! Summer, to be more specific.

Ryan Atwood:
How was it?

Seth:
I had sex. [whispering]

Ryan Atwood:
That bad?

Seth:
No, not that bad it was just kind of weird.

Ryan Atwood:
Weird?

Seth:
Ye, but not kinky weird, more like awkward. But hey, you know what? It was my first time and she's a more experienced woman, that's to be expected. And I did make some faces in the middle that I wish that I could take back but I can't and there's also sort of a whiny noice that came out towards the end, that wasn't my finest hour. And I sucked so bad. I was like a fish flopping around on dry land. Ryan, I was Nemo and I just wanted to go home.