The O.C.2003

[Kirsten pours the rest of the champagne for herself]

Sandy:
That's cool. I didn't want any, anyway.

Kirsten:
My dad is marrying Julie Cooper. Julie Cooper... is my step-mom.

Sandy:
Maybe we'll get you another bottle.

Jimmy:
Yeah. Drink up.

Kirsten:
This is an unholy alliance. This is two storm fronts colliding. This is the apocalypse for us all.

Sandy:
Maybe you wanna lay off the sauce.

Kirsten:
Think of it, Jimmy, when we were growing up, all those times you came over to go sailing with my dad, did you ever think he'd marry your ex-wife?

Jimmy:
Yeah, gimme a glass.

Kirsten:
Never!

Sandy:
I don't know, Jimbo. The way I see it, this could be the best thing to ever happen to you.

Kirsten:
No, there is nothing good about what's happened here. I mean, this marriage is an asteroid that has hit the Earth. Now we have to wait to see which species survives.