The O.C.2003

Ryan:
[Ryan answers the door] Yeah?

Kaitlin Cooper:
So I show up at my house to surprise my mom and this Persian dude answers.

Ryan:
Uh, I'm sorry?

Kaitlin Cooper:
I figured that he was the new butler, but then I saw his shoes, Prada. I thought maybe he's my new step-dad. And I was about to like, hug him, when his wife shows up. And no matter how rich the guy is my mother would never join a herom.

Ryan:
I don't think...

Kaitlin Cooper:
So I was like, "Persian dude, what are you doing at my house? And where is my mother?" And he was all like, "Who's your mother?" So I told him and he tells me that my mother moved and all the mail is being forwarded here.

Ryan:
Uh, I think that you may have...

Kaitlin Cooper:
Are you gonna invite me in or what?

[Ryan looks down thinking of what to say]

Kaitlin Cooper:
Jeez Ryan,

[Ryan looks up shocked]

Kaitlin Cooper:
I see Newport hasn't improved your manners at all.

Ryan:
Oh my god.

Seth:
[Seth walks up] Oh my god, Kaitlin Cooper?

Kaitlin Cooper:
Weird neighbor kid, hi.

Seth:
You have uh, you have grown...

Kaitlin Cooper:
B*obs?

Seth:
No... [Looks at Ryan and nods]