The O.C.2003

Seth:
I'm telling you it would work.

Summer:
We're not starting a rumor that my dad has gentile warts.

Sandy:
Hey Seth? How about lending a hand to your mom downstairs?

Seth:
Actually dad, we're kind of busy right now.

Summer:
We're trying to figure out away to break up my dad and some skank-and-hoebag.

Sandy:
Veronica Townsend.

Summer:
See everyone knows.

Sandy:
You got nothing to worry about. It's a long story but, last night's date, one time thing.

Summer:
Really? Because I mean, he's bringing her to the party tonight.

Sandy:
He's going on a second date with her?

Summer:
I don't know.

Kirsten:
Oh Sandy, there you are. I have to talk to you about Veronica Townsend and you know who.

Seth:
Now we have a quarome.

Sandy:
What happened?

Kirsten:
There are factors of which I was not aware of when I had you set them up.

Seth:
Wait, you set them up?

Kirsten:
Veronica wanted to go out with Summer's dad and she threaten to make Marissa's life hell if we didn't set them up. Neil agreed as a favor.

Sandy:
Look Neil is a smart guy, if he wants to go on a second date with her, maybe he see's something in her that we don't.

Summer:
Huh?

Seth:
What the hockey?

Kirsten:
Nah nah nah.

Sandy:
Okay okay fine. But we have to make sure she's the one who ends is. If Neil starts pulling away, she might take it out on Marissa.

Seth:
Gentile warts [Summer hits him] is the answer.

Kirsten:
Seth.