The O.C.2003

Seth:
I'm telling you, it'll work.

Summer:
We're not starting a rumor that my dad has genital warts.

Sandy:
Hey Seth, how about lending your mom and hand downstairs.

Seth:
Actually... uh dad, we're kind of busy right now.

Summer:
We're trying to figure out a way to break up my dad and some skank-out-hoebag.

Sandy:
Veronica Townsend.

Summer:
See everyone knows.

Sandy:
You got nothing to worry about, it's a long story, but last nights date, one time thing.

Summer:
Really? I mean because he's bringing her to the party tonight.

Sandy:
He's going on a second date with her?

Summer:
I don't know.

Kirsten:
Oh Sandy, there you are. I have to talk to you about Veronica Townsend and you know who.

Sandy:
What happened?

Kirsten:
There are factors of which I was not aware of when I had you set them up.

Seth:
Wait, you set them up?

Kirsten:
Veronica wanted to go on a date with Summer's dad, and she threated to make Marissa's life hell if we didn't. Neil agreed as a favor.

Sandy:
Look, Neil's a smart guy, if he wants to go on a second date with her maybe he see's something in her that we dont.

Summer:
Huh?

Seth:
What the hockey?

Kirsten:
Nah nah nah.

Sandy:
Okay okay fine, but we have to make sure she's the one who ends it. If Neil starts pulling away she might take it out on Marissa.

Seth:
Genital warts is the answer.

[Summer slaps Seth]

Kirsten:
Seth!