The Odd Couple1970

Dr. Bates:
[Felix and Oscar are sitting in a psychiatrist's waiting room] Could you make me another cup of coffee? This coffee is too sweet.

Receptionist:
Well, I made it the way I always do.

Dr. Bates:
I know... but it's too sweet. It's ALWAYS too sweet.

Receptionist:
Well, if you don't like the way I make the coffee, why don't you make it yourself?

Dr. Bates:
I don't make it myself because it's not my JOB to make it myself. I already have a job. [Pulls diploma off wall] See? I'm a doctor.

Receptionist:
Well, I have a job, too. I have to type.

Dr. Bates:
Let me show you what I think of your typing. [Pulls paper out of typewriter, crumples it]

Receptionist:
Let me show YOU what I think of your diploma. [Takes diploma from doctor, drops it in wastebasket]

Dr. Bates:
[Quietly seething] You... walk funny.

Receptionist:
YOU... are BALD. [Doctor feebly strokes bald spot on head a few times, retreats from office, head down]

Receptionist:
The doctor will see you now. [Felix nods to Oscar, they both bolt from office]