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Director: RG SM
Genre: Comedy
The Office is a British mockumentary sitcom, first broadcast in the United Kingdom on BBC Two on 9 July 2001. Created, written and directed by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, the programme is about the day-to-day lives of office employees in the… more »


Gareth:
All right then Einstein if you're so clever, what am I thinking about now?

Tim:
You're thinking how could I kill a tiger armed only with a biro?

Gareth:
No.

Tim:
You're thinking if I crash land in the jungle can I survive by eating my own shoes?

Gareth:
No and no you can't.

Tim:
What are you thinking Gareth?

Gareth:
"I was thinking will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster then a shark?

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