The Office2001

David Brent:
What's the weather like up there?

Nathan 'Oggy:
Oh I've heard that before.

David Brent:
They must have put you in a grow bag when you were little did they?

Nathan 'Oggy:
That's an old one.

David Brent:
Let's grow ourselves a big lanky goggle-eyed freak of a son.

Nathan 'Oggy:
All right calm down mate, there's no need to get offensive.

David Brent:
No no, I was joining in...

Nathan 'Oggy:
I didn't call you fatty as soon as I saw you.

David Brent:
No I was joining in with...

Nathan 'Oggy:
Just don't have a go at the eyes, cos that is a stigmatism I've had from the age of five, so that's what make them a bit bulbous, so don't just... I didn't call you the whale-man or like blubber-man.