The Office2001

[Tim builds a wall of boxes between his and Gareth's desk]

Tim:
I don't like acting like a kid, do you know what I mean? But he's a bit...

Gareth:
What are you doing?

Tim:
I don't actually want to have to look at you, Gareth.

Gareth:
You can't do that.

Tim:
Why not?

Gareth:
Health and Safety.

Tim:
Health and Safety. Erm, why? Crushed by Cardboard, or what?

Gareth:
No, number one: blocking out light. Number two: misuse of company files.

Tim:
Misuse of files? Yeah, see this is why the whole redundancy thing doesn't bother me. If I have to work with him another day, right, I'm just going to, I will... I will slit my throat.

[Mimes a throat slitting action]

Gareth:
Yeah, you won't do it like that, though. You'd get the knife in behind the windpipe, then pull it down like that.