The Office2001

[Tim as a joke has put Gareth's stapler in a jelly]

Gareth:
Tim's put my stapler inside a jelly again. That's the third time he's done it. It wasn't even funny the first time.

David Brent:
Why has he done that?

Gareth:
I told him once that I don't like jelly. I don't trust the way it moves.

David Brent:
Yeah. You showed him a weakness - he pounced. You should know about that... What is in there?

Gareth:
It's my stapler.

[Gareth plunges his hand in to fish out the stapler]

David Brent:
Well, don't do that... eat it out. There's people starving in the world, which I hate... and it's a waste so... How do you know it's yours?

Gareth:
It's got my name on it in Tipp-Ex.

David Brent:
Okay, don't eat it now then... chemicals.