The Office2001

Helena:
Private life then, just to flesh out David Brent the man. Is there a better half?

David Brent:
David quipped: why buy a book when you can join the library?

Helena:
So you play the field?

David Brent:
Well... I don't like using chicks and sh*t, but I'm just chilling out while I'm young I suppose.

Helena:
And is there a chick in tow at the moment?

David Brent:
Ooh, I don't kiss and tell.

Helena:
I'm just trying to find out if you're in a relationship at the moment.

David Brent:
Brent says: no comment.

Helena:
Right, so you don't have a girlfriend?

David Brent:
Well, what is a "girlfriend"?

Helena:
I don't know, someone you'd have sex with?

David Brent:
All right don't get coarse, in a magazine for the public. I don't think you'll win a Pulitzer, for filth.