The Office2005

Andy Bernard:
So Jan, tell my intended about the miracle of childbirth. [Angela rolls her eyes]

Jan Levinson:
Well actually, I uh, I had a tub birth. That was really, really quite amazing.

Angela Martin:
You gave birth in a *tub*?

Jan Levinson:
Yeah, it's... it's a really nice transition from womb to, to world, you know? Kinda like a big womb...

Kelly Kapoor:
Umm, so you're in the tub with... everything?

Jan Levinson:
Oh yeah, the afterbirth floats. Yeah. [smiles]

Creed Bratton:
Must be like the tide at Omaha Beach.

Jan Levinson:
Oh no, it's actually really hygienic, Creed.

Creed Bratton:
[shakes his head] Ugh...

Stanley Hudson:
I'm done. [walks out]

Oscar Martinez:
Me too. [follows Stanley]