The Office2005

[Jim, Michael and Dwight are in the car driving to Utica, Jim and Michael hear a strange noise]

Michael Scott:
What is that?

[looks around]

Michael Scott:
Dwight, are you peeing?

Dwight Schrute:
I'm peeing in this empty can.

Jim Halpert:
Oh, my God.

Michael Scott:
Oh, come on, man. That is disgusting, Dwight!

Dwight Schrute:
You said we couldn't make any more stops. I really had to go.

Michael Scott:
Oh, God!

Jim Halpert:
Michael, watch the road!

Dwight Schrute:
Hey, you're making me spray!

Michael Scott:
I'm going to kill you, man!

Jim Halpert:
Michael, Michael, pull over!

Michael Scott:
That is just so disgusting.

Dwight Schrute:
I think I cut my penis on the lid.