The Office2005

[Jim talking to Michael and Dwight over the walkie-talkie]

Jim Halpert:
All right, Great Scott, if you found that choking hazard poster, just head on home.

Michael Scott:
[over walkie] We've got something far better, their crown jewel. Their industrial copier.

Jim Halpert:
Isn't that thing huge?

Dwight Schrute:
It's enormous, but it's got wheels. We're wheeling it down the hall into the stairwell. Get the car ready, keep the engine running.

Jim Halpert:
No. That is a terrible idea. Don't do this.

[Michael screams over the walkie as there is loud crashing heard, too]

Michael Scott:
[groaning] My hip bone! We're wedged between the copier and the railing! I'm stuck. Oh, my left hip!

Dwight Schrute:
Leave us, Jim! Leave us. Save yourself.

Michael Scott:
Help us. No! Don't leave us. We need help, Jim!

Jim Halpert:
Okay, first of all, stop using my name. And second of all...

Michael Scott:
You've got to move out!

Jim Halpert:
Damn it, guys!

Michael Scott:
[to Dwight] Would you move over just a little bit?

Dwight Schrute:
I'm losing control of my bladder!