The Office2005

[first lines]

Pam Beesly:
W. B. Jones is renovating their offices, and their construction crews are taking up some of the parking spaces we used to get.

Jim Halpert:
So we had to park at a satellite parking lot [tilts head] over there.

Pam Beesly:
Which just means we get to see more of our lovely street. Tell them what we saw today, Jim.

Jim Halpert:
Oh, today we saw a junkyard dog attacking the bones of a rotisserie chicken.

Jim Halpert:
Nature!

Oscar Martinez:
I've been here nine years, now all of a sudden I'm supposed to park half a mile away.

Andy Bernard:
I lost a penny out of my loafers, Oscar!

Kevin Malone:
[on the ground, rubbing his feet and crying angrily] I will quit. As God as my witness *I will quit* [sniff] if this is not fixed!

Pam Beesly:
Some of us like the walk more than others.

Kevin Malone:
[off-screen] Hurts like hell...