The Office2005

Jim Halpert:
Hey, you know what, Dwight? Maybe we should get our photo ID taken together.

Dwight Schrute:
That doesn't make any sense.

Jim Halpert:
Well, it saves time, you know. 'Cause we could just meet in the parking lot every morning, walk in together. Perfect.

The Photographer:
Smile.

Dwight Schrute:
No.

[He stares right at camera as photographer takes the picture. To film crew]

Dwight Schrute:
I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

Jim Halpert:
This came out really well. There you go.

Dwight Schrute:
This is humongous. I am not a security threat. And my middle name is Kurt, not fart.

Jim Halpert:
What did I write?

[Dwight walks away while Jim smiles at camera]