The Office2005

[during a "Diversity Day" exercise]

Dwight Schrute:
Shalom, I'd like to apply for a loan.

Pam Beesley:
That's nice, Dwight.

Dwight Schrute:
OK, do me. Something stereotypical so I can get it really quick.

Pam Beesley:
OK, I like your food.

Dwight Schrute:
Uh, Outback Steakhouse, I'm Australian, mate!

Michael Scott:
Pam, come on, "I like your food," no, come on, stir the pot. Stir the melting pot, Pam! Let's do it, let's get ugly, let's get real.

Pam Beesley:
OK, if I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.

Dwight Schrute:
[shocked] Aw man, am I a woman?