The Office2005

Jim Halpert:
I'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you.

Dwight Schrute:
That's ridiculous. Of course it wasn't me.

Jim Halpert:
Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.

Dwight Schrute:
I would remember.

Jim Halpert:
[pretending to be serious] Well, how could you if it just erased your memory?

Dwight Schrute:
That's not how it works.

Jim Halpert:
Now, how do you know how it works?

Dwight Schrute:
Knock it off, okay? I'm interviewing you.

Jim Halpert:
No! You said I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now, exactly how much pot did you smoke?