The Office2005

Toby Flenderson:
I am supposed to collect eyewitness accounts. Who saw Dwight do this?

[everyone in the conference room raises their hand]

Dwight Schrute:
Okay, really?

Toby Flenderson:
Would you consider this a terrorist incident?

Ryan Howard:
I felt terrorized.

Dwight Schrute:
Come on.

Toby Flenderson:
Oh! There's a whole other terrorism booklet for that.

Dwight Schrute:
I just really, really think that we should handle this internally.

Ryan Howard:
Dwight, why is it on us to protect you?

Dwight Schrute:
Because you guys are my best friends. And I mean that. Managing you for this last week has been the greatest honor of my life. And if you ruin this, I will burn this office to the ground.

[everyone has a shocked expression]

Dwight Schrute:
And I mean that figuratively, not literally. Because you guys are so, so important to me. I love you guys, but don't cross me, but you're the best.