The Office2005

[as Toby introduces his replacement]

Toby Flenderson:
Michael Scott, this is Holly.

Holly Flax:
Hi.

Michael Scott:
Hi. Yeah, right. Okay, well, they hired a female Toby. Good for the world. Thank you, God, for creating two of you. Here's how things work here: My job is to make the office fun. Your job is to make the office lame, and we have an eternal struggle, you and I, and only one of us can be the winner. Spoiler alert, I'm going to win.

Holly Flax:
Man, someone doesn't like HR.

Michael Scott:
Yeah.

Holly Flax:
What did you do to him?

Toby Flenderson:
Nothing.

Michael Scott:
No, he tortured me with his awfulness.