The Office2005

Dwight Schrute:
Brain teaser: I have two coins, totaling 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are they?

Ryan Howard:
A dime and a nickel.

Dwight Schrute:
No. I said one of them is not a nickel.

Ryan Howard:
But the other one is. I've heard that before.

Dwight Schrute:
Okay. A man and his son get into a car accident. They are rushed to the hospital. The doctor says, "There's no way I can operate on this boy, because he's my..."

Ryan Howard:
[cuts him off] "Because he's my son." The doctor is the boy's mother.

Dwight Schrute:
A man is found hanging from the ceiling...

Ryan Howard:
[cuts him off] He stepped on a block of ice, hung himself and the ice melted.

Dwight Schrute:
A hunter...

Ryan Howard:
[cuts him off] It's a polar bear, because you're at the North Pole.

Dwight Schrute:
Damn it!