The Office2005

Dwight Schrute:
[Irate that Kelly is buying from the computer that he is competing with] What're you doing? I am in the fight of my life against this computer and every sale counts!

Kelly Kapoor:
But you get to put the paper in this little shopping cart and then it says 'Thanks for shopping at Dunder Mifflin!'

Dwight Schrute:
Damn it, Kelly, it knows! It knows what you did!

Darryl Philbin:
Who knows?

Dwight Schrute:
[Snatches ream of paper from Darryl and yells at Kelly] Return it! Return it now!

Darryl Philbin:
[Snatches the ream back] Hey! How 'bout stop yelling at our sweet little Miss Kapoor over 500 sheets of paper and you get back to your desk. Start selling multiple reams, like a man?

Dwight Schrute:
Y-you don't understand. Okay, if this makes the difference [points at the ream of paper] I'm gonna tell It that YOU were responsible.

Darryl Philbin:
[with a threatening voice] Who's "It"?