The Office2005

Creed Bratton:
Hey, coz. Heard you're having money problems.

Michael Scott:
No, you didn't.

Creed Bratton:
Listen, I got the answer. You declare bankruptcy, all your problems go away.

Creed Bratton:
[in confessional] Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy. When Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to

[holds up a fake passport]

Creed Bratton:
William Charles Schneider.

Michael Scott:
How would that help, Creed? In Monopoly, you go bankrupt, you lose.

Creed Bratton:
You don't go by Monopoly, man. That game is *nuts*. Nobody just pick up Get Out of Jail Free cards. Those things cost thousands.

Michael Scott:
That is a good point.

Creed Bratton:
Bankruptcy, Michael, is nature's do-over. It's a fresh start. It's a clean slate.

Michael Scott:
Like the Witness Protection Program.

Creed Bratton:
[simultaneously] Exactly.

Oscar Martinez:
[simultaneously] Not at all.