The Office2005

Jim Halpert:
Dwight, how's the hotel business?

Dwight Schrute:
Stupid.

Jim Halpert:
Have you checked Trip Advisor recently?

Dwight Schrute:
No.

Jim Halpert:
Maybe you should.

Dwight Schrute:
Maybe you should... Whatever.

[talking head]

Pam Beesly:
We wrote a good review. Under "Comments," we wrote, "The natural aroma of the beets drifts into the bedrooms and makes you dream of simpler times."

Jim Halpert:
"The dawn goose walk will tug at your heartstrings."

Pam Beesly:
"Table-making never seemed so possible."

Jim Halpert:
"You will never want to leave your room."

Pam Beesly:
"The architecture reminds one of a quaint Tuscan beet farm."