The Office

The Office2005

Genre: Comedy
This U.S. adaptation -- set at a paper company in Scranton, Pa. -- has a similar documentary style to that of the Ricky Gervais-led British original. It features the Dunder-Mifflin staff, which includes characters based on roles in the British show … more »



Michael Scott:
All right, let me introduce you to some of the troops. Accounting, front and center. Come on up here. I'd like you to meet somebody. This is the accounting department.

Charles Miner:
Hey. I come from accounting, too.

Michael Scott:
Nerd alert! This is Oscar Martinez. He is Latino, and he just got out of a long-term relationship with a man, Gil, who broke his heart, but he didn't bring any of that into work, it did not affect his job performance whatsoever, and I'm very proud of him for that.

Charles Miner:
[shaking hands with Oscar] Hey, Oscar, it's good to meet you. Good.

Michael Scott:
This little hell-raiser is Angela. She has slept with a bunch of different guys in the office. The one over there, in the orange.

[pointing to Andy]

Andy Bernard:
Heyo!

Michael Scott:
[looking around] Heyo. Where's the other...

Charles Miner:
You know, Michael, I don't need to know everyone's sexual history.

Michael Scott:
Well, perfect, because we have now arrived at Kevin, and he has no sexual history.

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