The Office2005

Andy Bernard:
Okay, in that case, I will now show you how to put this condom on using...

[Stanely laughing]

Andy Bernard:
...this pencil.

Stanley Hudson:
[laughs even harder] Oh, God!

Andy Bernard:
What?

Oscar Martinez:
Why would you choose a pencil, Andy?

Andy Bernard:
Well, I'm not going to use my penis, Oscar. It's not exactly hard right now, anyway.

Meredith Palmer:
Come on. Give it a rest, pencil

[bleep]

Andy Bernard:
I'm doing this for *you*, Meredith!

Meredith Palmer:
I didn't want it!

Andy Bernard:
Well, didn't you? Why didn't... Does no one appreciate what I'm doing right now?

[throws pizza against the wall and storms out of the conference room]