The Office2005

Michael Scott:
Attention, everyone. Hello. Yes, I just want you to know that, this is not my decision, but from here on out, we can no longer be friends. And when we talk about things here, we must only discuss work-associated things. And you can consider this my retirement from comedy. And in the future, if I want to say something funny, or witty, or do an impression, I will no longer ever do any of those things.

Jim Halpert:
Does that include "that's what she said?"

Michael Scott:
Mm-hmm. Yes.

Jim Halpert:
Wow, that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so...

Michael Scott:
That's what she said!