The Office2005

Edward R. Meow:
[Michael and the employees kids are watching the young Michael on an old puppet show] So, tell me, what do you wanna be when you grow up?

Young Michael Scott:
I wanna be married and have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.

Edward R. Meow:
[Long pause] Uh... oh, okay. Well, nice talking with you, Michael. Back to you, Miss Trudy.

Melissa Hudson:
[after Michael turns off the clip] Did you get married?

Michael Scott:
Uh, no.

Abby:
Why not?

Michael Scott:
Uh, it just never happened.

Sasha:
So, do you have any kids?

Michael Scott:
Uh, nope.

Jake Palmer:
Do you have a girlfriend?

Michael Scott:
I do okay.

Melissa Hudson:
Was Chet Montgomery cool back then?

Jake Palmer:
Even I have a girlfriend.

Michael Scott:
Okay. All right. Okay.

Sasha:
So, you didn't get to be what you wanted to be.

Michael Scott:
[pause] I guess not.