The Office2005

Jim Halpert:
You are not going to believe this.

Dwight Schrute:
What? I believe it.

Jim Halpert:
Well, tensions were high in the kitchen.

Dwight Schrute:
I could tell from the body language.

Jim Halpert:
[in the kitchen] That looks good. What is it? Turkey?

Kevin:
Italian.

Jim Halpert:
Oh, Italian. Nice. Wow! You got the works there. Red onion. Provolone...

Kevin:
Yeah.

[back outside]

Jim Halpert:
Toby and Kevin, they're trying to get Angela kicked off.

Dwight Schrute:
Good. Let 'em. That's fine. It helps our cause.

Jim Halpert:
Well, I don't know, because if Kevin's in Accounting and Toby's in Human Resources and they're talking...

Dwight Schrute:
They're forming an alliance.

Toby:
[back in kitchen] I love their sandwiches.

Jim Halpert:
I love their sandwiches too.

Kevin:
Their bread's really good.

Jim Halpert:
Their bread is very good.

Dwight Schrute:
[back outside] Damn it. God. Gah!

[kicks car and car alarm sounds]

Jim Halpert:
Okay, listen. We need to assume that everyone in the office is forming an alliance and is therefore trying to get us kicked off.

Dwight Schrute:
God damn it! Why us?

Jim Halpert:
Because we're strong, Dwight. Because we're strong!