The Office2005

Andy Bernard:
I am so horny.

Jim Halpert:
[pause] Okay, I can't help you with that.

Andy Bernard:
Oh, I think you can, Big Tuna. Tell me about that Indian chick, Kelly. She seems pretty slutty, good for a romp in the sack.

Jim Halpert:
She is dating Ryan, I think.

Andy Bernard:
Oh, and I care why?

Jim Halpert:
She's high-maintenance.

Andy Bernard:
Next. How about... Angela? Blondes have more fun. Come on, trust me on that.

Jim Halpert:
Yeah, trust *me*. That would be fun for no one.

Andy Bernard:
Okay, fine.

Jim Halpert:
Okay.

Andy Bernard:
Pam, the receptionist. Pam... should I go for it?

Jim Halpert:
[pause, looks back at Pam, then back to his own desk] Absolutely, you should.

Andy Bernard:
Jackpot.