The Office

The Office2005

Genre: Comedy
This U.S. adaptation -- set at a paper company in Scranton, Pa. -- has a similar documentary style to that of the Ricky Gervais-led British original. It features the Dunder-Mifflin staff, which includes characters based on roles in the British show … more »



Dwight Schrute:
Question: is there firewood on the island?

Jim Halpert:
I guess.

Dwight Schrute:
Then I would bring an ax, no books.

Jim Halpert:
No, it has to be a book, Dwight.

Dwight Schrute:
Fine. "Physician's Desk Reference."

Jim Halpert:
Nice. Smart.

Dwight Schrute:
Hollowed out. Inside, waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket, and, in case I get bored, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." No, "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban." Question: did my shoes come off in the plane crash?

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