The Office2005

Michael Scott:
Help! Oh, God! Oh, help! Help me.

Toby:
What happened?

Michael Scott:
I fell off the toliet. I'm caught between the toliet and the wall.

Toby:
What do you need?

Michael Scott:
Not you. Someone else. Get Pam.

Toby:
I don't think Pam's gonna wanna come in to the men's room.

Michael Scott:
Get Ryan. He needs to lift me up, and he needs to clean me up a little bit. Bring a wet towel.

[Ryan's eyes widen, as he shakes his head]

Toby:
Ryan is dead.

Michael Scott:
No, he's not. I just saw him.

Toby:
Dead. No. Can you just get up yourself? You only grilled your foot.

Michael Scott:
Forget it. I'll just get up myself.