The Office2005

Dwight Schrute:
I am going to be your new boss.

[chuckles]

Dwight Schrute:
It is my greatest dream come true. Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now. Checkout time is never.

Jim Halpert:
Does my room have cable?

Dwight Schrute:
No. And the sheets are made of fire.

Jim Halpert:
Can I change rooms?

Dwight Schrute:
Sorry, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.

Jim Halpert:
Can I have a late checkout?

Dwight Schrute:
I'll have to talk to the manager.

Jim Halpert:
You're not the manager? Even in your own fantasy?

Dwight Schrute:
I'm the owner. The co-owner. With Satan!

Jim Halpert:
Okay. Just so I understand it, in your wildest fantasy, you are in Hell, and you are co-running a bed-and-breakfast with the Devil.

Dwight Schrute:
Yeah, but I haven't told you my salary yet.

Jim Halpert:
Go.

Dwight Schrute:
$80,000 a year.